Tender Twat Review

I reached out to an oh so wonderful rep (really, she’s a bad ass. She’s cute and hilarious, but I digress) from Pipedreams a while back (see: Sex Stool Ultra Review) and then we lost contact… until she said “Hey Will, I’m sending you a BUNCH of stuff.” (in exchange for unbiased reviews! <—- that part is implied, but also stated to comply with FTC regulations.)

Anyway, I opened the Pipedreams delivery yesterday to find the Tender Twat, a package of red silicone bondage rope, and some male lingerie.

Anyway… you are hear for the Tender Twat review right?!?

What is the Pipedreams Extreme Toyz Tender Twat?

It’s a masturbation sleeve made of “Fanta Flesh” (TPR/TPE), made to mimic the feel of real skin and the Tender Twat itself is supposed to be similar to the pussy of a young (by the pictures on the box, I’m assuming the goal is 18-20 year old) women. The box is loaded with incredible phrases like “slip inside her newbie pussy, just be gentle when you penetrate her super tight snatch” (Gag. Who wrote this S? Are you guys trying to market to fresh out of high school demographic?)

How does the Pipedreams Extreme Toyz Tender Twat Work?

Well…. It’s actually really simple: Squirt some lube (water based only, or you will ruin this thing!) on the hole and on your shaft and get to stroking. No buttons or anything to speak of here… it really is super simple.

How can I care for the Tender Twat?

Well, after you’ve used it and gotten off: Take it to the bathroom and run some hot water inside it and then empty it. You can do this over and over, hoping to remove all of your swimmer syrup… but you can also turn the Tender Twat inside out and rinse it that way too (I highly recommend it.) and then pat dry before turning it back the way it should be.

Oh… you can powder it with corn starch (don’t use Talc… ever. Seriously. There’s evidence it causes cancer… and you don’t need cancer dust around your genitals) to keep it “feeling like new”, but mine doesn’t feel any different after a thorough douching.

How does the Tender Twat look?

Exactly like you would think a synth-vagina would look… except not as aesthetic as the Fleshlight line. Complimentary pic gallery in 3, 2, 1, go:

 

Not the most realistic I’ve seen…

 

I really think they molded this anatomically some how. The inside is the closest to the “layout” of a real pussy I’ve felt

 

No Opening On The Back End… Cleaning is harder than it could be

Experience With The Pipedream Extreme Toyz Tender Twat:

Honestly? At first I thought this would be a shitty little attempt at an inexpensive fleshlight knockoff…. (check out the Jessie Andrews toy by Doc Johnson for a mediocre at best knockoff) but this little Tender Twat really is something special. The entrance can be a little iffy if you have a bigger head, but I also happened to be trying out this glow and the dark lube (review later!) so seeing the hole was a guided exercise. It took a decent push to pop in, and luckily the material is pretty giving, or I wouldn’t have gotten whole shaft stimulation. (Hint: The Tender Twat is short, if you are much above average you should consider something else unless you are looking for head play)

The internal texture is alright, but it’s the fact that it feels anatomically like a woman (the same layout: I stuck a finger in and sure enough where the g-spot should be there is a little “lump” and the rest of the tunnel is laid out with some ridges and valleys, instead of just straight through) that really shines. The material is a little firmer than that of Fleshlights, but not sticky like Fleshlights can feel.

Overall: It’s a great little toy, and you can get one from Cool Male Sex Toy here: Tender Twat. For the price, I highly recommend it, especially if you’ve never tried strokers or sleeves and want to, though I wish they would have left the back end open!

Bonus shot:

 

It’s also inflatable. Hahahahahaha