Don’t Use A Vibrating Bullet For Internal Prostate Massage!

Most days, I look at the queries bringing traffic here and sigh.. or chuckle. Today… I write up a post. Just don’t. Please, for the love of whatever the fuck you believe in… DO NOT USE A VIBRATING BULLET FOR INTERNAL PROSTATE MASSAGE! Also, DO NOT USE: Potatoes, Light Bulbs, Action Figures, Hot Wheels, Sex Toys Without a Safe…



Chunklet 6: (The Erotica is) Still Coming

Preface: This is the 6th chunk of erotica in a series by mois. Checkout the first few pieces here by clicking the links below, and then come read this. It will make more sense then (and before you leave, subscribe for future updates!) Eduard And Christina: First Piece Eduard And Christina: Second Piece Eduard And…



Prostate Play 101: Section 1: Finding the Prostate

Section 1: Finding The Prostate The prostate, the p-spot, the male g-spot… several terms for the same walnut sized gland a short distance inside the ass on men.  I considered showing the anatomical pictures.. but they suck. And they make my blog look clinical and the last thing I want is for viewers to feel…



Tantus T-Rex Review

 Tantus T-Rex Tantus T-Rex As per usual: Tantus sent out the T-Rex free, in exchange for a review. What is the Tantus T-Rex? Quite simply: T-Rex is a HUGE dildo designed for use with harnesses. It is just barely the biggest thing dildo I own now, but this thing is a BEHEMOTH of Tantus silicone goodness. T-Rex isn’t for…



For Your Masturbatory Enjoyment: More(erotica)

Preface: This is the 7th chunk of erotica in a series by mois. Checkout the first few pieces here by clicking the links below, and then come read this. It will make more sense then (and before you leave, subscribe for future updates!) Eduard And Christina: First Piece Eduard And Christina: Second Piece Eduard And…



But Wait, There’s Even More! (Erotica)

Preface: This is the 5th chunk of erotica in a series by mois. Checkout the first few pieces here by clicking the links below, and then come read this. It will make more sense then (and before you leave, subscribe for future updates!) Eduard And Christina: First Piece Eduard And Christina: Second Piece Eduard And…



Tantus Plunge Paddle Review

Tantus recently released the Plunge paddle, a design inspired by comments from attendees at one of the adult conventions. I was offered one in exchange for an unbiased review, and happily accepted (I love Tantus.) What Is The Tantus Plunge? The Tantus plunge is a beautiful paddle with incorporated g-spotting/prostate prodding handle, designed to provide both exquisite impact…



Rocks Off Naughty Boy Review

Getting artistic (this pic was done from a pic on their website. My Naughty Boy is Blue) Rocks Off sent out a tweet about a month ago asking for people interested in doing a few reviews of them to get in touch, so I did. I’ve been a fan of Rocks Off products since I did…



More Erotica. More Awesome.

Preface: This is the 4th chunk of erotica in a series by mois. Checkout the first few pieces here by clicking the links below, and then come read this. It will make more sense then (and before you leave, subscribe for future updates!) Eduard And Christina: First Piece Eduard And Christina: Second Piece Eduard And…



LA Pump; Or How I Bruised My Nipples

As it turns out, my Pumping and You piece was entirely for a reason! Shevibe recently asked if I would be interested in testing out some of LA Pump’s products, and because they met my criteria (gauge, safety release, decent materials) I accepted. I got LA Pump’s Deluxe Pump, Basic Penis Cylinder, Wide Body Penis Cylinder, and 2 Nipple Cylinders in exchange for an…