Je Joue G-Ki Vibrator Review

Good Vibes offered me the Je Joue G-Ki in exchange for an unbiased review and I jumped at the chance… I like to take toys that are marketed toward the anatomically female and see if they will work for the anatomical male.

What Is The Je Joue G-Ki?

Je Joue G-Ki

It’s a nice looking vibe!

At it’s simplest, the G-Ki is a g-spot vibe (g-spot vibes often lend themselves VERY well to prostate massage). It’s more though.. Je Joue decided to make the G-Ki adjustable. The g-spot arm is adjustable (Vid by Je Joue):

I wanted to give a better demonstration of the different positions possible though (I feel like Je Joue missed a few), so enter the overkill slideshow:

What Features Does The G-Ki Offer?

Silicone Body With ABS Plastic around Metal Buttons
Completely Waterproof
Adjustable (Five different positions)
and last but not least….

Patterns And Speeds:

The first three patterns are very… tremor-y. Not really a smooth vibration but definitely vibrating.The fourth is a throb with consistent background vibe, the fifth is pulses with no background vibration, sixth is like a gallop, seven is a faster gallop. (I really suck at describing the patterns… haha) All of the patterns also have five different speeds.

How Can You Care For The Je Joue G-Ki?

Cleaning G-Ki:

The G-Ki vibrator is entirely waterproof. You can wash it with warm water and soap, a 10% bleach solution or your choice of toy cleaner. If you opt for bleach, please be sure to rinse the toy well. You don’t want bleach in your body at all!

Lube Compatibility For The Je Joue G-Ki:

Water based lubes are safe with everything so you should definitely give it a shot with your favorite water based lubes. Oil based lubes are safe with silicone, but if you are using the G-Ki vaginally you should steer clear of oils… They can wreak havoc on your natural bacterial flora. Silicone lubes aren’t recommended, but you can spot test your choice of silicone lube.

Storing The G-Ki:

It came with a fancy storage box (picture below) but boxes are so frigging bulky. I have several little cloth bags that make more sense and opted for one of them. It fits nicely and I don’t have to worry so much about the perpetual lint here in drought stricken Podunk, USA:

Je Joue G-Ki

The pouch IS NOT included with G-Ki

Charging The Je Joue G-Ki:

The chargers for Je Joue’s toys are super simple.. Hold the end of the charger cord near the buttons on the toy and magnets pull it together the right way:

Je Joue G-Ki And Charger

If the logos line up, you are good to go!

The light (there’s a heart shaped light under the Je Joue symbol) will glow letting you know it’s charging and shut off when the toy is charged. A full charge is stated to be two hours and should get you two hours of play time, but I didn’t check exact times!

My Experience With The Je Joue G-Ki

To be honest, I was apprehensive of taking this at first… It doesn’t look like an anal safe toy, but I was told it is being touted as a great prostate massager and decided I would carefully try it. I also wanted to look at it as a stroker type toy because I thought with the g-spot arm curled inward it would fit well around my cock.

Using The G-Ki For Anal Play:

My hopes were high… An adjustable toy that could maybe rumble away at my prostate while ALSO rumbling on my perineum? Could it be?

No. No, it couldn’t. 

The issue I have is that for easy insertion it has to be in one of the straighter shapes it is capable of, and then it requires constant hand holding for it to hit my prostate. Changing it to a more curved shape while inserted? Not happening, and that’s a fact, Jack! You see… when my hand is lube-y and the toy is lube-y… I can feel the button, but I’ll be damned if I can actually press it. It’s not possible for me at all. When I did try to insert it in a curled shape there was profanity of all sorts… It’s not made for ass play, plain and simple.

Using The G-Ki To Jack Off:

Just don’t unless you are above average girth. The vibrations felt good when I held it in really weird ways around my shaft (in it’s most curved form) but as far as stroking? There wasn’t enough pressure to really transfer good vibrations.  It tried so hard, but crashed and burned.

Overall Opinion (TL;DR) Of The Je Joue G-Ki

8.2
The Je Joue G-Ki seems to be a well made and high quality toy, but for my personal tastes it is an epic fail.

The Je Joue G-Ki is, plain and simple, a sex toy for female bodied folks. I tried in the only two ways I thought it could possibly enhance my orgasm and it failed. I really don’t think it’s a bad toy, it’s just not a male sex toy (or for the male bodied). It’s beautiful and made of high quality materials and I adore the charging setup, but it’s not something  I can ever recommend to someone looking for a prostate massager. If you’d like to pick one up, you can from Good Vibes today!

*Thanks for sending it out, Good Vibes!*