Fetish Fantasy Elite 9″ Dildo Review

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This review was revised on April 25th, 2014. New information has come to light and I can no longer recommend this toy. Links have been killed because I purchased this toy. The whole review is now invalid and as such has been edited to remove pictures with quotes recommending the toy, and the entirety of the original review has now been formatted with a strikethrough. The Fetish Fantasy Elite 9″ dildo was found to have a foam inner core which is at the very least false advertisement as the FF Elite 9″ is advertised as 100% medical grade silicone. Please, do your research on products before buying them, and take charge of your sexual health.
Proof of foam core:
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 Fetish Fantasy Elite 9″ dildo by Pipedream Products is a wonderful harness compatible dildo that also features a pretty decent suction cup on the base.The Elite 9 is meant to fill whatever hole you desire, and does a bang up job. I’ve used it only for anal play, and it works wonderfully. I can only imagine how nice it would feel for a woman in her pussy, as the shape of the toy is pretty enthralling. If you do venture to use this toy anally and vaginally please make sure to clean it well between holes and if you are sharing with a partner please always use condoms and change the condom between partners!
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Fetish Fantasy Elite 9
Material and Design

 

The Elite 9 is made of a very firm silicone (and a foam core, which isn’t disclosed at all by the manufacturer). Silicone is non-porous, pthalate free, and completely sterilizable.  This particular silicone has a matte finish and gets pretty damn slick with a good water or oil based lube, but in the shower you’ll go through a LOT OF LUBE  with the Elite 9. The design here is stellar, though it does lack in one area if you endeavor to use this beast of dildo anally.  The grooves that run the length of the toy are wonderful, but they do tend to catch some material from whatever the dildo as a whole is immersed in. This alone leads to the need for a more thorough cleaning than most smooth bodied toys, but it’s the only real flaw to speak of here. At a total of 9 inches long with 8.5 inches of that being insertable, this behemoth is sure to provide plenty of room to rock and bounce away to your hearts content, and with the thickest portion of the toy coming in at 2 inches thick it will definitely provide a full feeling. The base of the toy does feature a suction cup (that also doubles as the hold point for an o-ring on most harnesses) that sticks damn well to any completely smooth surface.

It really does take an almost mirror smooth surface, but once this thing is stuck on.. It is hell to pry it lose.

 
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My Experience:
My house doesn’t have a lot of super smooth surfaces, so finding a good place to stick this thing was hard. The shower wall is just textured enough to keep it from sticking, the tub is too small to get comfortable in, and I’m also working around a full house to try to get play in. My best uses so far have come from wedging it into a corner of the shower and riding it, and sticking it on/to the toilet. I tried several different lubes with it, and my favorite with this toy is actually mixture of ID Glide and Maximus. Now, once it is lubed up and I’ve started down the path to a mind blowing orgasm.. the Elite 9 is pretty damn amazing. The curve towards the head really works well to poke, prod, and mash on my prostate which has me going off like a rocket in just a few minutes. Using it in the shower does require a lot of lube, but it is definitely worth it. I opted against trying to stick it to the screen of my tv, the large windows in the living room or the hood of the car because I don’t think leaving ass prints in any of those places (or a puddle of cum) is very socially acceptable. I also fear that my neighbors wouldn’t understand such an open display of debauchery. One night in particular, I made the mistake of talking back to myself and proceeded to bend me over and really give it to me good. Now, when it is hand held.. the Elite 9 will occasionally spin while you play with it as basic physics tries to reorient it in the easiest way for it to slide in and out… Let me tell you, that feeling was out of this world. Something about the head of this thing spinning like a top over my prostate just opened the floodgates, and now when I play with this boss of a dildo by hand I make sure to put a towel down. There was SO MUCH CUM!
 
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Cleaning:
Cleanup is easy here, as you can use any of the following methods:
10 percent bleach solution- Mix 1 part bleach with 9 parts water
Your favorite toy cleaner or wipes
Boiling it for 3 minutes
Throwing the dong in the dishwasher… unless the dishwasher is your partner. That won’t get it clean.
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The Verdict:
While the size may be a limiting factor for many, the pleasure the Fetish Fantasy Elite 9″ dildo offers is pretty spectacular. The material is much firmer than a lot of silicones, but definitely not the firmest I’ve encountered. Make sure to have plenty of lube on hand before you venture to use this anally, and take some time to warm up…  your body will reward you. I don’t have a harness at the moment but I do have one on the way, and will post an updated version of this review when I have the pleasure of checking it out in a harness.