Most days, I look at the queries bringing traffic here and sigh.. or chuckle. Today… I write up a post.
Just don’t. Please, for the love of whatever the fuck you believe in…
DO NOT USE A VIBRATING BULLET FOR INTERNAL PROSTATE MASSAGE!
Also, DO NOT USE:
Potatoes, Light Bulbs, Action Figures, Hot Wheels, Sex Toys Without a Safe Base, Live Hand Grenades, Peppers, Playdoh, Tools, Live Animals, Pint Glasses, Candles or anything that isnt “made” for anal insertion.
Things you can put in your butt:
Safe Sex Toys- Toys with a flared based, preferably made of a phthalate free material.
Cocks- If you are into cocks, they are much safer than anything in the Do Not Use list… provided they’ve been checked for STI’s and you are practicing
safer sex techniques.
Long Story Short: Don’t Use A Vibrating Bullet For Internal Prostate Massage!
If you must put something in your ass (which can feel pretty fucking good if it is done right.. and doesn’t warrant a trip to the ER) don’t use a vibrating bullet for internal prostate massage (or anything that could get lost…). Buying safe toys is much cheaper than a search and retrieve in the ER (or a surgery, if you go so far as a cement enema.. Yes, It’s been done).
There are many other anal toys you can use to get your thrills.