Don’t Use A Vibrating Bullet For Internal Prostate Massage!

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Most days, I look at the queries bringing traffic here and sigh.. or chuckle. Today… I write up a post.

Just don’t. Please, for the love of whatever the fuck you believe in…

DO NOT USE A VIBRATING BULLET FOR INTERNAL PROSTATE MASSAGE!

Also, DO NOT USE:

Potatoes, Light Bulbs, Action Figures, Hot Wheels, Sex Toys Without a Safe Base, Live Hand Grenades, Peppers, Playdoh, Tools, Live Animals, Pint Glasses, Candles or anything that isnt “made” for anal insertion.

Things you can put in your butt:

Safe Sex Toys- Toys with a flared based, preferably made of a phthalate free material.

Cocks- If you are into cocks, they are much safer than anything in the Do Not Use list… provided they’ve been checked for STI’s and you are practicing
safer sex techniques.

  • Fingers
  • Lubes
  • Enemas
  • Suppositories

Long Story Short: Don’t Use A Vibrating Bullet For Internal Prostate Massage!

If you must put something in your ass (which can feel pretty fucking good if it is done right.. and doesn’t warrant a trip to the ER) don’t use a vibrating bullet for internal prostate massage (or anything that could get lost…). Buying safe toys is much cheaper than a search and retrieve in the ER (or a surgery, if you go so far as a cement enema.. Yes, It’s been done).

I recommend:

  • Njoy Pure Wand
  • Tantus Prostate Health Vibrator
  • Aneros Progasm

There are many other anal toys you can use to get your thrills.